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A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears
a deep voice: DIG!
He looks around: nobody's there. "I am having
hallucinations," he thinks. Then he hears the voice
again: I SAID, DIG !
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands,
and after a bit, he finds a small chest with
a rusty lock.
The deep voice says: OPEN!
Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a
rock with which to break the lock, and when the
chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!
Well, the casino is only a few miles away, so the
man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
The deep voice says: ROULETTE!
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of
roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables
where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
The deep voice says: 27!
The man takes the whole pile and drops it at the
27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet
when the croupier throws the ball.