Contemporary Latin

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******      Contemporary Latin Phrases      ******
   
     "Domino vobiscum."
     (The pizza guy is here.)

      "Auda similarum ad seattles."
     (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)

     "Sharpei diem."
     (Seize the wrinkled dog.)

     "Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."
     (Remove foil before microwaving.)

     "Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."
     (That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.)

     "Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum."
     (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

     "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
      minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
     (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)

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