Buzzwords for Managers


Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Rudy).


        COLUMN I                COLUMN II              COLUMN III
   ---------------------   ---------------------   ----------------
    0. integrated           0. management           0. options
    1. heuristic            1. organizational       1. flexibility
    2. systematized         2. monitored            2. capability
    3. parallel             3. reciprocal           3. mobility
    4. functional           4. digital              4. programming
    5. responsive           5. logistical           5. scenarios
    6. optional             6. transitional         6. time-phase
    7. synchronized         7. incremental          7. projection
    8. compatible           8. third-generation     8. hardware
    9. futuristic           9. policy               9. contingency

The procedure is simple.  Think of any three-digit number; then
select the corresponding buzzword from each column.  For instance,
number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection", a phrase
that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of
decisive knowledgeable authority.  No one will have the remotest idea
of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that THEY ARE
NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT IT!


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