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I went to the store the other day to pick out a new tie for
an upcoming wedding. I found one that matched my suit but
it didn't have a price tag on it. So I asked the clerk, "Hey,
buddy, how much is this tie?"
He said, "Sixty-five dollars."
I said, "What! I can buy a pair of shoes with that kind of
money."
He said, "Maybe, but how would a pair of shoes look around
your neck?"