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There was a nice bathroom scale in our ship's cabin on our
recent cruise. Since the sign in front of the fitness center
claimed that the average cruise passenger gained 7 to 10 pounds
during a cruise, I figured the scale was a way to help the
cruiser avoid the weight gain.
I stepped on the scale.
It was 10 pounds too low.
I asked my wife to try it. She said that it was registering
about 10 pounds too low.
The thing was broken.
The ship had excellent service and I was super impressed
with the cabin steward. I didn't mention it to him, but he
must have known that our scale was out of whack and not
measuring correctly. When I stepped on the scale on the last
day of the cruise my weight was reading perfectly.