Baseball Quote

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At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, "I need a baseball quote."

I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous "It ain't over 'til it's over!"

There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, "What was that?"

"You asked me for a baseball quote, and that was the first thing that came into my head."

"Oh ... my husband told me to call and get a baseball quote."

"Does he want to ship something?"

"Yes."

"Maybe he meant a ballpark figure?"

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