Emailed to me from another humor list (Marty's Joke of the Day)
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Computer user on the phone to Technical Support:
"My files are gone! The hard drive crashed! What should I do!"
Technical Support:
"Did you back up?"
Computer user sincerely alarmed:
"Why? Is my computer going to blow up?"