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A young man volunteered to babysit one night so his mom
could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the
youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch
football. One child kept creeping down the stairs
but the young man kept sending him back.
At 9:00 p.m., the doorbell rang. It was the next-door
neighbor Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there.
The young man brusquely replied, "No". Just then a little
head appeared over the bannister and a voice shouted,
"I'm here Mom but he won't let me go home."