Emailed to me from another humor list (Clean Laffs)
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My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages
seven and three, to our favorite "adult" restaurant for the
first time. The younger child refused to stay in her seat
and danced around our table. Her sister, tears rolling down
her face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old's antics and
pounded the table.
Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through
clenched teeth, "If you don't start behaving, you'll never
eat out with us again!"
The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. "Look
dear," he said. "Quality time!"