"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle"
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
- Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a
color photo of himself above his locker
"You guys line up alphabetically by height"
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't
seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been
through in school."
-Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because
of academic requirements
"I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to
get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class"
- George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for
three years, not Princeton."
-Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter
Don King
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his
visit to Greece
"The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see
the game anymore."
-Yogi Berra
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
-Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
-Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
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