Emailed to me from another humor list (Marty's Joke of the Day)
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A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's
cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and
strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious
expression.
Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and
ate you up ..."