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While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. "How does that thing work?" she asked.
As I turned the figurine's arm to pop candy out, my sister laughed.
"I see ... it's a lot like my husband," she said. "You have to twist his arm to get anything out of him."