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The owner of a priceless antiques collection allowed a museum
to exhibit his treasures. The movers packed the vases while the
collector hovered over them. "Do be careful," he cautioned one
burly mover. "That vase is nearly two thousand years old."
"Don't worry," the guy replied. "I'll treat it like it was brand new."