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I purchased a telephone-answering machine with a prerecorded
message that used a male voice. When Mother returned from
vacation, I forgot to mention it to her.
The next Saturday, the phone rang and the machine answered.
After the message, there was a pause and the caller hung up.
A second time and the same result. Then the phone rang a
third time. I heard, "This is your mother, I think. If I
am, please call me."