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The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his
annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether
anything was troubling him.
"Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see,
I seem to be getting forgetful. No, it's actually worse than
that. I can never remember where I park my car, where I'm going, or what
it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really
need your help. What can I do?"
The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tones, "Pay me in
advance."