Animal Crackers
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled
out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the
animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" his mom asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy
explained. "I'm looking for the seal."