Air Show

Found posted in a humor newsgroup (rec.humor.funny)
Submitted there by Rick Clements (Rick.Clements@worldnet.att.net)

[This story was told to me by the person in the story.]

I have a friend who flew Lear Jets for the U.S. Air Force. He would occasionally be assigned to an air show where one of his tasks was answering questions about his plane. Someone would always point to the fuel tank and ask if it was a missile. His standard answer was, "I can neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons on this aircraft."

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