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I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As
the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man
burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The
desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those
roses?"
"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard
drive!"